Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people’s business. Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git. Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor. Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and…
It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that’s gripping the nation!
He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named “Bush”, “Dick”, and “Colin.” Need…
Some people say, Never let them see you cry. I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.
I’m going to wake Peeta,” I say. “No, wait,” says Finnick. “Let’s do it together. Put our faces right in front of his.” Well, there’s so little opportunity for fun left in my life, I agree. We position ourselves on either side of Peeta, lean over until our faces are inches frim his nose, and give him a shake. “Peeta. Peeta, wake up,” I say…
So when the moon’s only partly full, you only feel a little wolfy?” “You could say that.” “Well, you can go ahead and hang your head out the car window if you feel like it.” “I’m a werewolf, not a golden retriever.
Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying ‘End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH’, the paint wouldn’t even have time to dry.
Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you’ll die of a misprint.
The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.
Don’t feel bad, I’m usually about to die.
Oh well… I’d just been thinking, if you had died, you’d have been welcome to share my toilet.
Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.
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