Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.
If you are a student you should always get a good nights sleep unless you have come to the good part of your book, and then you should stay up all night and let your schoolwork fall by the wayside, a phrase which means ‘flunk’.
The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
I’m tough, I’m ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.
Every now and then I like to do as I’m told, just to confuse people.
I’d said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass.
Basically, I have two speeds…. Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
If cats looked like frogs we’d realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That’s what people remember.
Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Some people have a way with words, and other people…oh, uh, not have way.
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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