Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell you that undead are just like you and me … well, okay. Possibly more like me than you.
Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture…
I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
You guessed? You must have been pretty sure, considering you could have killed me.” “I was ninety percent sure.” “I see,” Clary said. There must have been something in her voice, because he turned to look at her. Her hand cracked across his face, a slap that rocked him back on his heels. He put his hands on his cheek, more in surprise than pain.…
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.
There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.
I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!
Percy wouldn’t notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby’s hats.
Can you be a girl for a few seconds?” “I’m always a girl” I frown. “You know what I mean. Like a silly, annoying girl” I twirl my hair around my finger. “Kay.
Alec looked at her and shook his head. “How do you manage never to get mud on your clothes?” Isabelle shrugged philosophically. “I’m pure at heart. It repels the dirt.
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is something you should do on a regular basis.
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